Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

**wat3v3r** · 04-11-2008, 10:56 PM

(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.

"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.

This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

**soraz** · 04-12-2008, 12:06 AM

swt.....through that umbrella hole...dont his thing get cuts or some injuries doing so.= =

Zyro · 04-12-2008, 01:47 AM

wtf, having with picnic table in a daytime

that man need to get himself a sex doll XD

**soraz** · 04-12-2008, 10:41 AM

perhaps he is trying to cut cost...xD

**Apple Panties** · 04-12-2008, 10:45 AM

all attention whores lulz.

**Bluefire101** · 04-12-2008, 11:06 AM

Possibly he was unbelievably lonely :P.

chess · 04-12-2008, 06:03 PM

that is just bad....i am almost speechless. wtf...... it is just wrong........ he needs to go somewhere to be fixed.

Shaitan051 · 04-17-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

"The first video we had...

Um, how many times did they record this guy? Am I the only one who finds the multiple tapings just as weird as the tablesmex?

**bn8299** · 05-13-2008, 08:28 AM

i am speechless.......how can he do THAT with a TABLE??!!!!

i mean go to the red house or smth or at least dun do it in the garden =.=
theres smth wrong with him...maybe too lonely or possibly outta his mind

DjSpider · 05-14-2008, 03:09 AM

A few questions about this thing that I asked myself:
Is he that ugly that no girl would sleep with him? I don't think so...
Was he that desperate? Maybe
What could he find so erotic about a picnic table? Nothing
Is the picnic table such a easy pray? Surely

The conclusion is he was either out of his mind or he has a very unique way of looking at a picnic table... just like Michael Jackson has with looking at children...

skygray · 05-14-2008, 05:12 AM

is hard to know how to do like tat

Greydragon · 05-14-2008, 06:38 AM

I don't know what to say except how hard must it be having to explain how he got splinters *THERE* to a doctor with forceps or the guys in the prison cell with him once he was arrested for exposure? Hi, I robbed a store. I ran someone over. I f***ed a table...

xaintzdan · 05-14-2008, 07:38 AM

LOL is he suffering from any mental illness? xD well i dun find the picnic table sexy or tempting also xD he should just get a sex doll xD

multy · 05-14-2008, 03:34 PM

Humm....

1. Poor lonely sap.
2. Exhibitionist...
3. Got some issues with his front tail.
4. That neighbor dares him to do so... tapes it, sends it to the police after blackmailing him... smart dude.

04-11-2008, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
wat3v3r Sensei Group: Administrators Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,158 Gender:	Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table (BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table. Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price. "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says. "Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor. This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says. Spoiler! If you are God, and the delusion becomes reality. About what kind of the noids you get? Is it the sensual world? The despotic society? The destructive sanctions? Or...

04-12-2008, 12:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
soraz Dreamerz~ Group: Aiko Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Dreamland~ Posts: 284 Gender: Reputation Points: 233	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table swt.....through that umbrella hole...dont his thing get cuts or some injuries doing so.= = ~I see, I activate, I control~ Incoming Uploads: Spoiler! ~~-KAYA ~ Discography~~ -Do As Infinity ~ Discography -High and Mighty Colour ~ Discography [Only registered users can see links. ]

04-12-2008, 01:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Zyro Full Time Pervert Group: Sakura Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hee hee...do you really wanna know? Posts: 10,495 Gender: Reputation Points: 203	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table wtf, having with picnic table in a daytime that man need to get himself a sex doll XD Catch me if you ~~can~~...DARE

04-12-2008, 10:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
soraz Dreamerz~ Group: Aiko Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Dreamland~ Posts: 284 Gender: Reputation Points: 233	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table perhaps he is trying to cut cost...xD ~I see, I activate, I control~ Incoming Uploads: Spoiler! ~~-KAYA ~ Discography~~ -Do As Infinity ~ Discography -High and Mighty Colour ~ Discography [Only registered users can see links. ]

04-12-2008, 10:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Apple Panties 사과 팬티 Group: Super Mods Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,742 Gender: Reputation Points: 392	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table all attention whores lulz. [Only registered users can see links. ] Spoiler for Signature

04-12-2008, 11:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bluefire101 Techy/Programmer Group: Hidoi Members Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,476 Gender: Reputation Points: 574	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table Possibly he was unbelievably lonely :P. Spoiler! This sig is filled with win Btw my new wordpress site for the game translations we're doing is zansho.wordpress.com

04-12-2008, 06:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
chess Group: Aiko Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New zealand Posts: 378 Gender: Reputation Points: 130	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table that is just bad....i am almost speechless. wtf...... it is just wrong........ he needs to go somewhere to be fixed.

04-17-2008, 11:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
Shaitan051 Mecha Tsundere Group: Aiko Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Apparently, where you are not. Posts: 156 Gender: Reputation Points: 10	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table Quote: "The first video we had... Um, how many times did they record this guy? Am I the only one who finds the multiple tapings just as weird as the tablesmex? I lurk because I hate you.

05-13-2008, 08:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
bn8299 ~non-ecchi girl~ Group: Hidoi Members Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Out.of.Reality Posts: 2,638 Gender: Reputation Points: 145	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table i am speechless.......how can he do THAT with a TABLE??!!!! i mean go to the red house or smth or at least dun do it in the garden =.= theres smth wrong with him...maybe too lonely or possibly outta his mind thankies to Lina chan for the sig!! ^^

05-14-2008, 03:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
DjSpider Group: Aiko Join Date: May 2008 Location: On the wing of an angel... Posts: 109 Gender: Reputation Points: 13	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table A few questions about this thing that I asked myself: Is he that ugly that no girl would sleep with him? I don't think so... Was he that desperate? Maybe What could he find so erotic about a picnic table? Nothing Is the picnic table such a easy pray? Surely The conclusion is he was either out of his mind or he has a very unique way of looking at a picnic table... just like Michael Jackson has with looking at children...

05-14-2008, 05:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
skygray Group: Aiko Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: malaysia,kuala lumpur Posts: 184 Gender: Reputation Points: 73	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table is hard to know how to do like tat

05-14-2008, 06:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
Greydragon Group: Aiko Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The merry old land of OZ Posts: 61 Gender: Reputation Points: 10	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table I don't know what to say except how hard must it be having to explain how he got splinters THERE to a doctor with forceps or the guys in the prison cell with him once he was arrested for exposure? Hi, I robbed a store. I ran someone over. I f***ed a table...

05-14-2008, 07:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
xaintzdan Group: Hikari Join Date: May 2008 Location: MALaysia Posts: 1,570 Gender: Reputation Points: 53	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table LOL is he suffering from any mental illness? xD well i dun find the picnic table sexy or tempting also xD he should just get a sex doll xD

05-14-2008, 03:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
multy Group: Aiko Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 381 Gender: Reputation Points: 16	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table Humm.... 1. Poor lonely sap. 2. Exhibitionist... 3. Got some issues with his front tail. 4. That neighbor dares him to do so... tapes it, sends it to the police after blackmailing him... smart dude. Life is a game and I intend to enjoy playing it

08-15-2008, 08:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
berserked Group: Aiko Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 30 Gender: Reputation Points: 10	Re: Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table